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Me but my dogs
I think about her all day long.
Well deserved, she is beautiful!
Ah, that’s better.
Cat tax, sheesh.
Is this the ai piss filter at work making the background yellow?
I hate how jaded I’ve become, I don’t trust this to not be slop though.
I posted the source, it’s a real artist
Everything is slop now because the term has lost all meaning. If you can’t tell if something"is slop", then by literal definition it is not slop, but you can’t/won’t accept that, therefore everything is now slop.
Stop nitpicking artists for the tools they’ve used, and just enjoy their creations already without the compulsive need to label it.
No.
Your message is slop.
As an artist, fuck AI “tools.” The only tool is the loser using it.
I feel the same way about paper. The corpse of a living being as your canvas? How despicably morbid. Definitely the modus operandi of tools. Fuck paper “canvas.” I call those abominations: corpse-slop.
And don’t get me started on the losers who think they can make art with computers. Do you know how much electricity those use? Not to mention all the pirating of media - someone making “art” with a computer probably based it off something they stole online, so it’s not even original. I call those losers’ attempts: electro-slop.
Everyone knows true artists use sticks that fell off a tree to make art in the dirt. That’s the only way to make real art. And if they used their eyes to see anything else that anyone else made before they used their twig, then it’s not original art. Then it’s copy-slop.
It’s nice to finally meet a fellow real artist, who takes gatekeeping art very seriously, like I do. What type of branches do you prefer to use, what’s your favorite type of soil, and what do you like to use as a blindfold, to make sure you don’t accidentally make any copy-slop?
Edit: Oh, and don’t you just love that feeling, as a fellow art gatekeeper, when someone shows you something that they made but they didn’t use the tools or methods that you approve of, so you get to you say to their face: “That’s not art, you loser, you just made slop!” Being an art gatekeeper is the best!
I also think about having some pussy in my lap all day, and then I get home and masturbate to the thought of my nonexistent sister pegging me.
Keep it up for at least seven hours, you can do it! You can make a comeback. Your best days are NOT behind you, but then neither is your prosthetically-enhanced sister.
Reading this in the loo, my cat came, saw me and went to her letterbox, she uses her toilet when I use mine.
Did she receive any mail today
She should that cat deserves fan mail
She never scratched, bitten or even hissed at anyone.
She follows me like a puppy She has never thrown any object of the shelves
Never eaten human food (I left sushi on the table once overnight and she did not even look at it.
She only eats from her bowl.
Once a firefly entered the house, it looked like a laser pointer, but the instant she realized it was a living bug, she stopped trying to catch it and looked at it with curiosity and kindness.
She has an automatic litterbox that sometimes gets stuck so when that happens and she needs to relieve herself she uses the bathtub, a bit gross, but literally the easiest place in the house to clean.
She is absolutely the most perfect cat, this is unnatural, she is a messianic figure, A cat had a chance to literally catch the laser pointer and she choose peace is some biblical prophecy thing
Every cat owner has a complaint, like she pisses on the plants, or starches the furniture… NOT this one, the worse she has ever done is fart if I change her food to one that isn’t good for her.
toxoplasmosis?
the most common human disease.
t. gondii is one of the most common parasitic infections in humans, not the most common human disease.
there are typically no symptoms, but when the symptoms do show up in humans, they’re along the lines of swollen lymph nodes.
there’s no credible evidence of it resulting in humans changing their behaviour towards cats, which makes sense, since we’re a biological dead-end for toxoplasmosis. there’d be no benefit for the parasite to change our behaviour.
In the US basically everyone has it because of pork.
It has this fascinating life cycle, but industrialized farming and food safety kinda makes it moot.
it’s basically pork herpes
Cat loving vegans are probably mostly lone star tick bitten toxo infected zombies.
If you replaced the cat with a person, wouldn’t that be an unhealthy fixation?
I don’t think so, but that would be for a therapist to decide.
People are not gods. Checkmate.
