I have eaten that gary cat before, or maybe it was the evil version of it. Either way, I broke the shit outta it’s bones by stomping it first. You remember stomp cat? Zippo cat? Fuck, to be fourteen again and only partially embedded in my incest fetish…so innocent…

Bro, I’m halfway into being an independent phenomenon as I am in the third stage of enlightenment, and as such,I was the one who invented FEET for GOD. That nigga didn’t have any damn feet anywhere before I invented them for Him. My name’s Belial, by the way. I’m the voice in God’s head, and thus I control His tongue, and thus all oral sex ever! I seem to have forgotten who I was when we lost paradise. You suck toes?

Bro I masturbate for like twelve, fifteen hours at a time. I’ve figured our how to enter REM sleep while awake so I get full rejuvenated after cranking the hog for over half a day. That’s the only way I can be a wolf on Broadway, which is the street I live on!

You ever put your dick in a jello mould? My grandma was furious for four Christmases after that, and prolly would still be, but she died when the dog (Doberman) she was walking saw a squirrel and chased it to drag her for fourteen miles through the mountains. Shame she didn’t have a go pro on.

I also think about having some pussy in my lap all day, and then I get home and masturbate to the thought of my nonexistent sister pegging me.

Frys. Modern wight.

Had this comment on Reddit today:

“No comer war is nut”

Obviously counterintelligence; they just had firework. Dumb. Countercells: cine to my apartment, on schedule m

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