Captain Planet and the Planeteers wasn’t even hyperbolic in hindsight.

Your best bet is to pull it out now and spend it. Prepper style.

A fiat currency will still collapse, fifty pallets of canned beans? They’ll keep their value and more.

One of the criteria my company uses for selecting vendored software is: “does it have an API?”

Because then we tool it up ourselves and encapsulate the shit.

Just hit her until she gives in.

Kegsbreath, probably.

But Doctor, I am the one sad about a girl.

Good joke.