Restoring the balance of these elements is not only critical to marine life, but human life as well. And we’re not just talking about food supply here. A lack of fish means a lack of income for fishermen, and higher prices at seafood restaurants. Dirty waters lead to a decline in tourism.

I’m not sure exactly when every “human life” concern started needing an economic angle when written about but thanks I fucking hate it.

The funnier one of these that I’ve done a handful of times is leaving the drive thru without purchasing anything.

I wanted breakfast or nothing, McDonald’s.

Well you see I’m a Virgo, and as a Virgo…

The analogy you picked really doesn’t match your point at the end, unless you somehow think astrology is nuanced (it isn’t, it’s bullshit).

If only the founding fathers had written the right to bear apps shall not be infringed in an amendment.

Oh well can’t change the ancient text now, just have to be governed by it forever. 🤷 (It’s a shame the ancient powder-wigged wizards that wrote the constitution weren’t clairvoyant.)

Nope, just gonna browse away.