AeronMelon

Outside of the US, almost all elevated pedestrian bridges either have accessibility ramps or elevators.

Fuck crossing six lanes of cars on foot.

Build a pedestrian bridge.

I preferred Michael’s.

And just to flaunt my age, TG&Y before that.

“Can you smell what the Rock is ordering on DoorDash?”

“A second hairball has hit your pillow.”

“Effective immediately.” = Hostile, forceful.

“Effective yesterday.” = Mysterious, invites questions, makes you sound like a time-traveler.

Me watching this whole debacle:

I scan the area around the exit as I’m leaving for employees or security. If I see someone I make eye contact and say thank you. I’ve never had anyone give me suspicious or dirty looks, and I normally carry a backpack.

Because it’s been almost a week since someone almost died in one.

Points for making the effort.

Glad I canceled Spotify and went back to trackers and CDs.

Every story I hear about them just makes it sound worse.

Each time having turned off one more mod to see if that’s the problem.

“Bro, that was three weeks ago.”

“Oh…”

“Wait… was this a grift?”