Them: You have to stop playing video games, they’re a waste of money and time and take up too much space

Me: Ok, then you stop collecting funkos

Dept X buys an application without consulting IS. They get 75% through the project then dump it on the CIO’s desk saying it needs to be finished and why is it taking so long. Half the shit isn’t compliant or compatible with our environment, didn’t go through any vetting, then assigned an analyst who has to learn everything top to bottom in a short span which impacts their other projects and support of existing ones, then we get blamed for it not going live as planned/expected. 6 months later they just stop using it. The following year the same dept dumps another 80% project and the process starts all over again.

Yup. When were close to going live with our new EMT, some little twerp who was given a little too much power arbitrarily decided we needed a different reporting dashboard because it was better. 9 months of intense rebuilds only for him to take a new job elsewhere.

Fuck that little fuck.

The only reason I knew it was happening this year was because of all the shit the orange diddler was doing to meddle with it by denying/deporting refs and players, make it about himself, and outright cheating.

Every other year of the world cup I didn’t even know until is see a post about the winner

Porque no los dos

So at what point should we start slowly pulling money out of banks for the inevitable collapse

Bowling, if he wanted to. Otherwise, beers. T

DeVito is legitimately under 5’ feet tall

That’s why he always carries around magnum condoms for his monster dong

Drink a solution of strength, fast travel across the map to the shop and then limp in

Don’t forget the nepo baby coworker who is sitting on his phone off to the side doing fuck-all

Maybe the prevalence of adult media in the last 75 years has helped spur this trend, and the availability in vasectomies? Men needed to get their rocks off somehow

Geez lady, is a vagina not a clown car

Because for the significant majority of users it doesn’t matter.