For me, Arch “just works”™. Rarely when I stumble into an arch-related issue, a quick five minute search is all I need if I don’t already know the fix for the issue.

I will not be tempted to distro hop. I’m perfectly content on my flavor of Arch. (˶˃⤙˂˶)

CachyOS. Everytime I stray away from Arch, it always finds a way to pull me back in.

You are going to have to pry CachyOS out of my cold dead hands then.