Don’t look up!
Yesterday: Nobody gets that anymore, we don’t have to monitor it any more.
Today: Turns out, the reason nobody was getting that, was because we were monitoring it.
NOBODY could have predicted that!
'member when we stopped monitoring pandemic hotbeds like Wuhan? I 'member
Witnessing the fall of an empire in real time
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
It’s why he shit was coming out of his mouth all the time. So full that it constantly backed up. Anal retention is dangerous, kids.
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
I try, but I can’t find some things, like Canadian onions at the stores. :(
That’s because the parasite got into Ole Gravel Gullet’s brain, fucked the dead worm, and then hijacked his last 6 brain cells to make the old bastard his puppet.
that worm, is called HEROIN it destroyed his brain, and he used heroin to drive one of his family members to OD.
A crazy person can have more than one thing be wrong with him. Maybe the Trump Diarrhea parasite came for the heroin but stayed for the worm carcass?
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He’s clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
So deep and thorough… You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
When we said the US were becoming a shithole… we didn’t expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr… I knew he was gonna cause something.
It’s not within their power. This MAHA thing is supported by the Trump regime and the Project 2025 behind it. https://www.project2025.observer/en
