Murse

Really this is the first US ban on them?? I know the law moves slow and all, but as horrid as those things have proven to be, I’d have guessed this was already common practice in the less shit places to live.

Well, here’s hoping that ball picks up momentum asap.

We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?

Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.