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time2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Do fish smokes?

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Do fish smokes?

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time2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    How could a fish smoke underwater?

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        That just raises more questions!

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      Perhaps his existential crisis is a real “fish out of water” moment

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      Obviously it leaves the water for a cigarette break. Have you never seen fish smoking on the river bank?

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      If you understood how badly Big Tabacco wants to get rich, you would not ask that question.

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        I’ve been a smoker since 1993.

        I just wanna know how to smoke underwater

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          With oxygenated fuel in the cigarettes. Wrap a storm matchstick in it.

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          They don’t care how long you’ve been smoking, I guess it has more to do with how much money you have. Maybe they figured out they can’t suck you any more dry then you already are. Or they dont think you would spend enough to justify the R&D. Because i am quite sure, if people would not spend money for abovewater cigs but would for underwater cigs, they would find a way to make money from that.

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