cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49615248

Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.

The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says “Anal Bead Tug o’ War Champion”. She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.

  • Syndication@lemmy.today
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    22 days ago

    Damn I’m kinda jealous!! If it wasn’t so goddamn hot and miserable outside for half the year, then I could totally see myself enjoying this. Alcohol or not, it looks like she is having a fucking blast lol plus rural places have the best BBQ food. Especially the south. You could try dozens of different ribs and sauces there, and I guarantee you won’t ever leave disappointed. Probably why the southern states have a higher rate of obesity tho lol