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Looks like at least some of the pool noodles sold by Walmart are about 4’ long. The human digestive tract is 25’ to 30’ long. With enough determination, one could fit 8 or 9 up their ass. Double that if you could fit two abreast the whole way.
Inserted while staring into the security camera for that extra spice
How much should a pool noodle be?
$2 for a nice one.
Like, twenty dollars?
$.50-$.75. Maybe. They’re made from recycled plastic trash and air. They cost nearly nothing to produce.
Charging five dollars for a single pool noodle is outrageous
Back in my day you could buy one for a short nickel
They sell crappy ones at the dollar store, but they’re too flimsy for most people