Brushed my teeth and tucked myself into bed… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
(Aah, I really missed these. These are great :D )
I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!
…wait, this is how it started last time…
I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Declined work meeting… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I scrolled Lemmy, for the glory of the empire!
Glory-scrolled Lemmy? ☺️
Heard my dad has liver cancer for the glory of the empire!
I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this
I am very sorry both for your sad news and for the fact that I laughed at this FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
such a missed opportunity there
I have failed the empire for the glory of the empire
fuck cancer. i hope he kicks the shit out of it, for the glory of the empire.
Masturbate FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!
Hmmmm. This is more bri’ish than klingon
same here… but in the end… empire is empire so it counts :D
Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Scratched an itch between my tits FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I took a nap. For the glory of the empire of course!
I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I protested for the glory of the empire?
Dunno about that tbh
