Glad my Nixie Pixies are getting some representation!
Linux Mint

Gentoo level is a gimp suit
Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.
unixsocks moment 🫣
CachyOS you just wax
Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and well put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on tue bottom.
Omarchy is toe shoes.
Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn’t need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D
Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.
Where slackware?
Isn’t that just wearing pantyhose?
That means you are too old to wear stockings
Thigh high compression socks
owch…dont be like that.
Mint users just be wearing… regular socks?
Yup.

… where’s the box?
I lost it when my power went out and my chest freezer thawed…
I have no idea what you are talking about it, but I am loving it regardless, box of feet! :-P
Meanwhile Linux from Scratch is just no-show socks
LFS is a ball of yarn and two needles. Knit your own goddamn A-length socks like a real man
And I can’t decide if Mac OSX is flip-flops or crocs… (I mean, it is fully POSIX compliant, or at least was in the past…)
That’s Ubuntu, mint is some sort of mini sock
Gentoo is a pair of knitting needles and yarn.
I’ve only ever used Mint. I’m also vanilla as fuck. I’m gonna assume this meme tracks.
Went from F to D and back to F… then straight to A!
I did use Debian for servers, but it’s not a daily driver so doesn’t count
I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn’t even compare to us

As a mint user I guess I’m lucky I’m into Victorian women.
Short socks linux mint

I feel like Ubuntu really deserves to get orange, as they use it all over their branding.
As for yellow…hmm. is Yellow Dog Linux still around?
searches
Nope. Ended in 2012.
goes looking
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SVG_logos_of_Linux_distributions
Nothing with an especially yellow logo.
I guess that’s why Ubuntu got yellow.



















