Also, until recently, childhood vaccines prevented a lot of the deaths that made having tons of kids a necessity.

I’m convinced that’s why “wash behind your ears” was such a big deal. It feels great getting kissed/licked there, and no one wants to do that if you’re gross.

Also, women didn’t really get much of a say in the matter.

I used to like making the windows support scammers guess which of my computers were running Windows. (Hint: none of them).

I’m a little sad they stopped calling.

I think you misspelled Windows

You’re joking, right?