To be fair grandma was not thinking about sex for any of this. The female orgasm hadn’t yet made it to straight women.

Its not, but this is still a shitty reason to make a person exist and bitch deserves to hang if its not entirely a joke.

Documented. Forget where.

You didn’t connect your Samsung smart TV, but your neighbor did, and they connect over a second separate Samsung™©® network that you and your neighbor both ‘consented’ to in the Eula’s, where media fingerprints and timestamps are exchanged updated, etc during downtime. Evil mesh networks, basically.

Or Sony™, or rjfyjdokfdrlvdgjg™, or whatever.

They still have ways to connect, though they’re lower bandwidth and less reliable.