Jokes on you!
*Pulls out pocket knife*
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
Jokes on you!
*Pulls out pocket knife*


“Not too long ago, my ex-girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was complaining that her back door was too tight. When I went over, I didn’t have any problem slipping right in. I even tried a few times and couldn’t figure out the issue. Well, she recently sent me a photo, and I think I see the problem…”
That was my first thought too. I just reread Skeleton Crew a few weeks ago. Mrs. Todd’s Shortcut, if anyone’s interested. Going through the dark tower series again now and really love how even short stories like Mrs. Todd get tied in.
*Pulls out pocket knife again because I can’t find the line on the extra roll*
If my grandfather taught me anything, it was the importance of knowing when to start over, as long as you persist, until it’s done right.