“Released a bunch of CO2 in the atmosphere to stroke ego”

For people who had forgotten the seat heating subscription

Once I had a new washing machine delivered to me, except the delivery was to the curb. I lived under a roof in an old building with high ceilings, at what counted as 6th floor. And a teeny tiny elevator going up to 4th.

So I dragged it in the elevator, and then 4 flights of stairs. All alone, and even rejecting a neighbor’s offer of help.

Anyways here’s a song.