Boomer Humor Doomergod

I just realized that’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in the background

Not nearly as clever

All my years of giving 89% are paying off. The only companies trying to recruit me are named unimaginative double entendres

I can think of a lot of books like that

Something something governments should be scared of their people

Old and busted: Software piracy

New hotness: Hardware piracy

Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it’s like walking into a WWE ring