I would never give these billionaire fucks a dime. I’d rather go watch beer leagues at the local rink.

THE solution.

Edit: just cause I didn’t get on that Tesseract cool kids list; I’m saying we should execute CEOs in the street.

What do you mean? I think all CEOs should be Luigi-ed.

Cause you a real 1

I was annoyed at our annual brown sky season, but it feels a little better knowing that it’s making Republicans suffer.

Fucking great.

If your eggs were refrigerated or washed, definitely refrigerate.