Even better is “Haare wachsen lassen”. One meaning is letting your hair grow, the other is waxing your hair. Pronounced exactly the same

You don’t need AI for that. Automated phone answering systems do exist, and can redirect people.

Glad it was of use :)

Probably. Anecdotally I can say that I have an Eastpak backpack that served me well for the last 15 years, and still does. However I’ve recently been shown this beautiful website, which I think fits this community pretty well:

https://www.worseonpurpose.com/p/your-backpack-got-worse-on-purpose

Granted, they even kind of say, that Eastpak is still good, and I also couldn’t recommend other brands.