Heck, they might even have been consenting adults!

with the huge numbers of teeny tiny patents nowadays, where most of them should never have been granted at all.

What, are you telling me that rounded corners shouldn’t have been patentable?

Hmm…

Could Democrats learn this power?

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?

Compressing the springs (actually the pistons) isn’t too difficult. Just use a C-clamp pressing against the old brake pad, and open the cap to the brake fluid reservoir.

Habitat For Humanity is the real hardware store worth looking at.

Anywhere else is a last resort.

Can you believe that guy in the lobby didn’t hold the door open for us?

If they want to honeypot me, they’re going to need fursuits.

They’re only starting now?

Obviously. That’s why they’re called parental controls.

If she asks, tell her Fox News went out of business. Very sad.

No, grandma. I’m not going to be an enabler for your Fox News addiction.