10-15 years is way too frequent to be performing kitchen remodels.
Right? I got granite that shit is stone it lasts forever.
“…I just felt like we needed something new!”
Its you. You will be remodelling and forget you put it there. Joke’s on you.
You can buy a full, real human skeleton for about $7,000. Since real skeletons don’t stay intact once all the meat is gone, you could just drop a pile of bones in the bottom with a large pile of diatomaceous earth. That would give the local forensic team something to do.
Since real skeletons don’t stay intact once all the meat is gone
Sorry but I’ve seen enough horror movies to know skeletons maintain their position perfectly as the body decomposes. Don’t spread misinformation here.
They don’t fall apart until some fool of a Took comes along and touches them. Then you’re boned.
A mannequin arm came with our house. It was up in the attic, right next to the hatch. The inspector came to look over the house and found it. Almost fell off his step ladder.
You have to live in a very oversized house in area where space is extremely cheap to decide to just throw space away. Yes that wedge of corner space under the counter is inconvenient, but it would still be useful for things you only need to get to very occasionally.
I use it for things I rarely ever use, like the microwave.
I would get rid of it but sometimes when we invite people over to have food and they bring microwave meals.
Spaces like that are more common than you’d think when it comes to countertops. Some older kitchens used that space for lazy Susan style rotating shelves, but you don’t see it much anymore.
I’ve got the lazy susans! Three of them!! Ahahahaha!!!
Three? Wow. Susan ain’t lazy in your house.
Might be because these corner sections don’t work if you want everything drawers instead of shelves. That’s the issue I’ve run into
Yup. We had a house like that and I told me wife, "fuck it. make it a basic one shelf cabinet and store crap in it.
Has no one introduced you guys to the concept of the corner cupboard?
Empty space in the corner cabinet? WTF? Is that another American invention that didn’t cross the ocean? Thankfully.
Or plan your kitchen remodel to not have that stupid corner.
So a perfectly round kitchen?
Most contractors I know would appreciate the joke. Just make sure the skeleton is a cheap, obviously fake one. I’m thinking Spirit Halloween.
Why not just hide the actual remains there?
Because then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
Found Elaine Chao
Satan called and said that seems a little over the top.
It’s actually under the top.
