I take out my jury and look at myself in the mir.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
edit: I thought that was a tool chest. On closer inspection, I see that it’s not, which makes your comment make more sense and be much funnier than mine. I apologize if I’ve interfered with the enjoyment gained by anyone else.
A classic
Made me laugh so hard I pooped myself
Hopefully you’ve cleaned up by now!
Instructions unclear, thumb stuck in anus, penis in ear.
Giggity
I don’t see the problem.
Well, it does make it difficult to hear anything on that side
Then leave out da bike doe
rural jury
Rural Juror
Wow, and I thought my layover was bad.
Other people have mentioned Baltimore, so I thought I’d share the video: https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE
This one cracks me up every time. “Ern ern en ern ern!”
“We really sound like that?”
Reminds me of DJ Khaled saying “jurrely”.
Baltimore too
I hate that I haven’t forgotten that the jersey shore kid pronounces it “Jew la ree”
Nah, you’ve got to get at least halfway to Macon before people start talking like that.
I was about to say… 43 years in GA for me and this very much not Atlanta.
More like Baltimore
What about Aaron’s iron urn?
He earned it after all.








