I have a proposal that will make your company a lot of money. In fact, I guarantee this deal will will increase NVIDIA’s revenue by 19 billion USD.
All you have to do is invest 20 billion in my company, Al Is Awesome, LLC, and I will purchase 19 billion worth of NVIDIA cards to get my project off the ground.
Dear Mr. Huang,
I have a proposal that will make your company a lot of money. In fact, I guarantee this deal will will increase NVIDIA’s revenue by 19 billion USD.
All you have to do is invest 20 billion in my company, Al Is Awesome, LLC, and I will purchase 19 billion worth of NVIDIA cards to get my project off the ground.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Schipelborp
CEO, Founder, Al Is Awesome, LLC
I would never invest in someone who can’t spell their own name. Lucky for you, ai bros don’t give a shit about that.