I like your honesty. So let’s go further with this:

See, you’re so deep in the sauce you’ve lost all perspective;

No, that’s true for you: what your average computer user is, that’s what you think anyone not proficient with computers is. News flash: “average person” is wildly different depending on where it is measured ©

No, windows users hate the constant restarting for updates, if it all happened in the background they wouldn’t even notice. Just look at Mint.

So, updates (edit: reboot) are needed for it to work properly. What was your point again?

This is sophistic and stupid

No, this is something anyone paying attention to words knows.

If you’re so desperate you’re reaching for “words don’t mean anything akshully” you already know you’re wrong

Lol. I already know I am right, having spent years learning languages

You are not a user, you are a power user like me and everyone else in this thread. Regular users don’t go online to discuss their OS. It’s the height of narcissism to think you’re the person being talked about here.

True, I am a power user. So I am not using arguments like “if I can do it, anyone can”. Also not true, the “think you’re the person being talked about here” is your invention about my thoughts. You did not disappoint, thank you