slothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agoheard! now do the floor splatter....lemmy.caimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down130
arrow-up1272arrow-down1imageheard! now do the floor splatter....lemmy.caslothrop @lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11·6 days agoIf you don’t sit down to pee at home you’re a twat. It’s the manliest thing you can do. Anf it’s much much easier to clean
minus-squarewomboflll@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI pee in the shower with the drain plugged like a real American.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·6 days agoI don’t care if you want to splatter all over the bathroom that you have to clean. I DO care if you splatter over the bathroom that I have to clean.
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoAlso like… If you’re gonna splatter all over your own bathroom, please clean it before you have guests. Signed, A person with a filthy bathroom BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN’T HAVE GROSS SHIT ALL OVER
If you don’t sit down to pee at home you’re a twat. It’s the manliest thing you can do. Anf it’s much much easier to clean
I pee in the shower with the drain plugged like a real American.
I don’t care if you want to splatter all over the bathroom that you have to clean. I DO care if you splatter over the bathroom that I have to clean.
Also like… If you’re gonna splatter all over your own bathroom, please clean it before you have guests.
Signed,
A person with a filthy bathroom BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN’T HAVE GROSS SHIT ALL OVER